The sexist man on earth everyone looks up to him, he looks down on everyone and everything because he is 6’5 and a man of strength. He can beat anyone in a fight as he is trained in every martial art to ever exist and he is overall, just perfect no one is better than him.
by Evan (True form) October 15, 2019
Get the Evanmug. A man who you Want to have. Kind, loving, beautiful,and hansome. A person you want to start a family with. Some one you want to be friends with. The one you want to love for the rest of your life.
by The_One_And_ Only_Panda_Lover October 8, 2017
Get the evanmug. by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020
Get the Evanmug. Evan... is a cunt, legit only wants attention from everyone all the time.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.
by Evan is a cunt June 17, 2018
Get the Evanmug. A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.
by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017
Get the Evanmug. by Onetruecuck May 9, 2018
Get the Evanmug. A guy with a tiny cock and seldom useful in anyway. Can't play games because he is always on a shitty laptop which can't run anything.
by MAJ696 August 11, 2017
Get the Evanmug.