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Dixie Disaster

Omg that Dixie Disaster is flirting with my boyfriend!
:O
by My stuff. June 12, 2008
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disasterbate

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.
Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.
by eric January 4, 2005
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disasterfuck

to defeat something/someone very badly.
Did you see De La Hoya last night? He disasterfucked Mayweather!
by anonymousb April 10, 2008
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disasterbation

In an attempt to pleasure yourself, you end up hurting yourself. Not necessarily sexual.
After losing $80 in an all-night marathon of playing super poker for quarters instead of studying for the next day's test, you remark "I should really get to bed and stop this disasterbation."
by Tom V February 6, 2007
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disasterific

n. When something goes so terribly wrong that it was actually pretty fun.
Last night was disasterific. We hit a deer on the highway, but it was pretty cool. I was so wasted. - Meredith
by Robert Akins April 13, 2005
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disario

that dude totally is a disario. What a loser!
by Drew Nofriends June 1, 2007
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Disasster

noun

(Other wise known as a catASStrophe or a bummer)
- A non-specific ass- related tragedy,

such as but not limited to;

1. When you find out she's not into anal.
2. When her fine ass turns out to be the work of her fake ass panties.
3. When you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.

4. When you realise the fine ass you were checking out, is a man's.

5. When her ass is HUGE... and so is her Brown eye.

6. Her ass and her vagina are the same hole.
7. When he shits himself trying to force fart.

Etc.
Daniel sneezed and then farted. Jenny thought she had heard a clown with hayfever who'd dropped a balloon so air was spluttering out... "that's weird"; she thought, "we're not at the circus" and then the smell hit her and she realised the disasster...as Daniel waddled off she realised he'd shat himself again.
by rapunzabel June 10, 2017
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