Disasterbate

When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.

Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.

by Squan14 August 31, 2014

disaster

Alcoholic drink mixture which originates in Cork, Ireland

A round of Disasters please.
He had one to many disasters last nite.

by Gally-Kid October 25, 2007

Natural Disaster Survival

A game on Roblox either played by 5 year olds or those with shitty craptops that cannot run other more intensive Jailbreak games. It's quite old and has stood the test of time quite well, as it has a decent amount of people who play it at the same time.

Yo hop on Roblox
What we playing boys
Natural Disaster Survival

by Taliban_501 December 22, 2021

Disaster Party

1) A Party that just sux
2) A Party dedicated to a significant event
3) A Party where the bradar has been sabatoged
4) A costume Party

Lumme: What are you dressing up as?
Aalto: An Airplane, u?
Lumme: an uninvited guest

by Foug April 27, 2003

shasta disaster

Bottom Shelf Rum (see Ron Carlos), and Grape Rum (see Chek Cola)

This is me having a shasta disaster

by Robert November 2, 2003

Nacho Disaster

The worst kind of appetizer available. It consists of a small amount of nacho chips, yet an ungodly amount sauce, cheese and other toppings that drip off the plate.

Dumbass #1: I don't know dude, should we just get the Nacho Disaster?
Dumbass #2: I guess, I mean that sounds awful but ok

by Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? November 3, 2009

Irish Disaster

A man who talks a big game but is truly a light weight. The typical irish disaster enjoys sitting in his own vomit, loving George Bush, and hooking up with any girl he can get within a ten foot radius.

Girl: Pat is such an irish disaster.
Boy: I know, didn't he hook up with that easy friend of yours at a party right after he vomited?
Girl: Yes, that was him. I told my friend to go to the doctor to see if she got some of his special suprises.

by stunnashades May 28, 2008