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Dexter

An attractive skater boy with a big ass dick that smokes a lot of spliffs and pulls hella bitches.
“Damn Dexter, I thought the whole cheerleader team was lying, that shits big as fuck!”
by Candicejohnson1998 April 30, 2022
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Dexter

This person needs to get a life. All they do is insult people online even though they are the most shy person in real life. Overall, they will always be there for you if you need help and can actually be kind and caring when needed.
Person 1: " Omg, I need to get myself a Dexter!!"

Person 2: "Me too!!!"
by Rainthehottestaliveomg September 5, 2022
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Dexter Holland

Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.
Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.
by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020
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dexter

bro what a dexter
by spectrexyz October 22, 2022
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dexter coleman

One of the sexiest people you will ever meet. Has a lovely buzz cut, thorough enjoyer of assaulting children. Heavy mouth breather. Professional filmmaker and dancer for tiktok.
Has a knack for sniffing young childrens hair.
Did you hear about that guy sniffing kids hair?
Yeah his name is Dexter coleman
by Harvey Trapps October 16, 2021
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dexter daddy

the funniest man on urban dictionary to exist, absolutely LOVES dexters and ABHORS axels.
"Wait! That guy just punched my friend Axel!"
"Oh that guy is a Dexter Daddy!"
by anonymous February 3, 2021
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the Dexter Dilemma

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024
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