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The Destructo Disk

Take a dish or plate, piss on it, freeze the plate then when the plate is frozen take it an slide it under a victim's bedroom door in the late hours. The room temperature will do the rest.
1: My roommate slide a The Destructo Disk under my door last night. My room smelled so bad this morning. I think I'll get him back with the good ol' poo butter.

2: Bro slow down what's The Destructo Disk?

1: You know? When someone takes a frozen plate of piss and let's it warm up in your room?
by in_an_unmarked_grave June 3, 2021
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mutually assured destruction

The outrightly suicidal strategy of nations protecting themselves from nuclear (or, in more recent days, chemical or biological) attack by preparing enough weapons to reduce the attacking country to rubble even as they are themselves wiped out.

Basically, if you're going to be screwed over, make sure the rest of the world is, too.
During the Cold War, the US and the USSR built massive stockpiles of nuclear weapons while following a strategy of mutually assured destruction
by Sparky August 30, 2003
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point of destruction

when arguing with a parent, this is the point where the parent clearly knows that she has lost, and pulls her rank as an adult with a classic parent phrase, ie. "I will wash your mouth out with soap", "i said no. You dont need a reason why!". Once these phrases are said, it is clear the child has won the parents argument in their head, but will be beat because of their authority.
Dude, my mom was obviously at the point of destruction when we were arguing and she told me to go to my room!
by ncpigger May 18, 2011
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cock of mass destruction

An explosive phallus of great destructive power derived from the rapid release of semen in the fission of heavy atomic bollocks, especially of spunk or man butter.
Grant Berry thought he had a cock of mass destruction. . . until he saw someone elses . . . .
by Stalex Krown December 18, 2014
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Bosnian MASS OF DESTRUCTION

When you go whip out your Bosnian weapon of destruction that is 10 inch long and hella destructive Cevapi. Legends say it ended "The great depression". This destructional weapon can please any women and is often used in a special Bosnian style, where you pack it in some Sarma and spice it up with some Vegeta spices so it becomes a true Bosnian weapon of mass destruction.
"Hey girl, I was out with that Bosnian guy last night"
"Oh wow, did you get the BMOD (Bosnian mass of destruction)?"
"Yes queen, I loved the way his BMOD felt inside of me"
by TrygveSlagsvoldVedumHasNoHair February 3, 2023
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Mutually Assured Destruction Fund

The PPP scammers made-off like Madoff and they're no different than Mutually Assured Destruction Fund's like FTX or GBTC
by Jaaaay Thringus May 10, 2023
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dewstruction

When you drink so much Mountain Dew you have really bad diarrhea.
Damn dude, I regret drinking that two-liter of Mountain Dew, so much dewstruction.
by Sam96 January 18, 2015
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