Selective posting

When some makes a post to appeal to a certain person, or make a post to strike emotions.

Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.

by moistcat March 23, 2021

Detextive

A current or former partner who makes a regular habit of going through you’re phone, specifically your texts while your sleeping in order to find something incriminating to use against you. They may be inclined to even steal your phone, log in to your online account and use gaslighting as a way to satisfy their need to be in control. This is a toxic behavior, not to be fooled with anything cute or meaningful. It’s a decision derived from a pre existing desire to be a drama queen and cause a fight when they have no actual reason to do so.

I woke up this morning in my man’s arms he so sexy.. until I realized he wasn’t lookin at me. Mother f***** had been on his detextive shit again reading my convos with my momma. He didn’t know I was awake tho, and when he came at me for my mamma “hating him and our love” I asked his detextive ass if he’s sayin that cuz he talked to her? Or because he was readin my shit at 7 a.m like a paranoid lil man child.

I slapped him in the mouf and called mamma.

by Textbomber October 10, 2021

Selective hearing

Hearing what you want too

I am selective hearing

by Webster englishary October 14, 2021

Elective stupidity

The optional choice one makes to pursue an activity that is obviously non intelligent, potentially dangerous, hurtful land clearly not prudent

Rock climbing without a rope is an example of elective stupidity.

by Ofashea January 8, 2022

Selective hearing

Selective hearing is a bit like WHEN UR DUMB ASS PARENTS call ur name and u say what and they don't say anything till u go to them.

Parent:"Jimmy!! "
Jimmy:what!!

*silence*
Jimmy:WHAT MOM/DAD!!

*Silence again
(This is literally selective hearing)

by Noxturnal February 21, 2022

Selective Bad Boy

Someone who acts like he's tough around people he knows won't be a threat, but as soon as the real threats/badboys appear - they act scared, timid and don't speak with the same aggressive energy at all.

Abdul: I thought Joey from Homerton was really about this road life, but then some yutes from Stratford turned up and stepped to him, and he went bare silent and just let them jack his chain.

Mustafa: That's cause Joey's just a selective bad boy!

by Urban Dictionnairé June 9, 2022

SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome)

When someone is respectful and to everyone except a certain person. This may occur in people due to personal issues and heavily applies among teachers.

Student: She treats everyone nicely except me!
School Counselor: Ms. Watkins, you have a case of SDS (Selective Douchebag Syndrome), which means you treat everyone nicely except someone certain.

by An SUV December 29, 2021