deflectatron

One who is "robotic like" in the deflection of accountability, blame, guilt, or the specific performance of work related tasks. An ambassador of excuses. A personality similar to Teflon.

The Big Hawaiian accused the design team member of being a non solutionist. Once an elaborate excuse was given to explain, it was perfectly clear that the design team member was truly a "Deflectatron."

by ShadyShadeMaster November 3, 2011

Delectation

This is when a person delights or is greatly pleased by something.
could also mean zest.

e.g They engaged in the Free for All fight in the house with such delectation.

by SanjayAOT August 26, 2013

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013

defecrastinating

Procrastinating while defecating, usually done while at work to avoid doing work.

Guy 1: "Sup bro, where have you been?"
Guy 2: "I was doing some serious defecrastinating. I surfed for the web for AT LEAST 40 minutes while I was on the john."

by runDMCD November 7, 2013

detective douche

Detective Douche (or just Douche) is how Lucifer Morningstar calls Dan Espinoza

Lucifer: "Detective Douche, I-"
Dan: "Dan. My name is Dan. Or detective Espinoza"

by raytoroshoe January 11, 2017

Delectable

When something is delicious so, so, so, delicious That it's actually not delicious and it's now delectable

big sis- here
lil sis- what's this?
big sis- a frapuccino
lil sis- *takes a sip
Lil sis-...
big sis-...
lil sis- Delectable.

by The big Gæ boi February 5, 2019

detective silk milk

the full name is professional self promo detective silk milk, she detects any self promo and will shut it down ON SIGHT! she is highly educated in memes and can understand literally any reference because she’s just smart like that.Shes also the nicest and funniest person you will ever meet and if you don’t agree, you belong to da STREETS and that’s on that luv.

person 1: omg this person sent me the funniest memes they’re so sweet
person 2: that’s definitely detective silk milk

by igot.s.t.d.s December 27, 2019