dane cook 

Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).

Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"

"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"

Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...

dane cook by C-Mills January 18, 2008

Dane Cook 

the most awesome comic like ever! he made 2 hit cds retalliation, and harmful if swallowed. hes superduper funny, check him out on Youtube if you get a chance

Dane Cook is fucking funny.

Dane Cook by s;isuij August 20, 2006

Dane Cook 

One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.

Dane Cook was on last night, I almost peed my pants.

Dane Cook by mysterygirlthatyouwillneverkno December 6, 2009

dane cook receiver 

noun;

In sexual intercourse a woman that keeps wanting to talk

about her day and is not focusing on doing a good job

"Hey Rick how was your new g.f"
"well i got a damn dane cook receiver.

dane cook receiver by greg_heman88 June 13, 2011

dane dehaan 

emily doyle's husband

wow dane dehaan makes me moist.

dane dehaan by rawrxdloveu January 3, 2017

dane appo

I deadly aboriginal, Torres strait islander, Sri Lankan/ Fiji- Indian Mamu warrior who is from both the rainforest and the coastline with elements of freshwater and saltwater people. Has a brave and caring soul and is know too fight for wat he believes in.

Have you heard about Dane Appo? Hahaha love to hate me 🖕🏾😬🐍

dane appo by Gcmurri January 27, 2021

Dane Cook 

One of the best comedians known in the 21st century. And if your actually stupid enough to think he's not funny...stfu

Guy 1: You like dane cook?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: he sucks
Guy 2: stfu.

Dane Cook by girl175897 January 18, 2009