Dio

A gay vampire with blonde hair trying to kill a whole family for no particular reason. He can stop time and talk to himself because he has schizophrenia. He also has a ghost that's gray and white to check his vibe. He can also drop steamrollers on 17-year old teens because why the fuck not? He also beat the shit out of a senator just because he can.

Hoeseph Hoestar: IT WAS DIOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by wESTERWAM March 27, 2023

Dio

a great father too may kids. and the best jojo villan

Dio is the father of micheal brando?

by micheal brando November 30, 2021

Dio

Black Sabbath in 1979 be like: You were expecting Ozzy

But it was me, Dio!

by Ethans orgasam face September 26, 2021

Dio

Dio is coool

Dio is so fucken awesom he will fuck you

by robert sucks dick November 22, 2021

DIO

a zesty 100+ year old vampire who likes having sex with priests

Bro, my priest said he met a Dio last night, he couldn't believe it!

by Bisexual Weeb The 2nd February 16, 2023

Dio

a fabulous muscular metrosexual vampire with the last name Brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventures who can stop time and throw fucking steamrollers on people. he also can scream WRYYYYYYYYYYYY really loudly

You thought this was a normal example, but it was I, Dio!

by pokerfacecat December 29, 2017

Dio

Dio means the most loving man ever existed, he loves upi very much

Hey Dio can you help me?

by 1527_0102 November 22, 2021