Celebrity crush

Johnny Depp i

A:Why is he your celebrity crush?

B: 'Cause he is hot.

by Dumb.cookie March 19, 2019

celebrity off season

when an actor/actress or celebrity is inbetween roles, etc. and isn't watching thier weight, where on ocassion they are exposed by the pavoratzi in tabloid pictures and thier reputation becomes tarnished for a short time.

Coined from the body building term off season describing a period of time in a year when body builders stop strict dieting to concentrate on strength training and bulking up.

"you see so and so on TMZ?"
"yeah it must be her celebrity off season"

by sherman3point0 August 4, 2009

Cy-lebrity

Someone who is very popular online but when not on the computer has or has close to no friends. A prime example are Myspace whores, WoW nerds, and online predators. You would never be able to pick these people from a lineup, but you know their a/s/l, screename, and you know their face....from a picture.

That kid Joe sits alone in school but i heard he has like 50,000 friends on myspace, hes a cy-lebrity.

Tom from myspace is a prime example.

by JCrac October 11, 2007

Celebrity Death Portal

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Los Angeles, California, USA

Elizabeth Taylor was rushed to the Celebrity Death Portal due to complications associated with a pre-existing health condition

by mellowelvis April 18, 2011

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011

Celebrititis

An overwhelming obsession with celebrities, typified by talking to them like you're good friends, claiming life-changing epiphanies on their behalf, and/or raising them to god status.

From a Twitter tweet:
#iwillneverforget @Jonasbrothers the first time I saw you guys live. Changed my life. <3

Response:

The problem with celebrititis.

by tfu583 August 5, 2009

celebritard

a celebrity that acts like a retard

Sebastion Bach is a celebritard

by Sporkonio November 9, 2008