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Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley 

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.
Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?

what the curly wig 

Is a phrase like "what the hell" and "what the fuck" but is often used as a way to avoid saying phrases like those two. It can be considered a kiddish saying.
Just tell me, what the curly wig, you are talking about. What's your angle? What's your point you are tryna make?

Sweat It Curly 

When your straightened hair goes curly/kinky in a sweaty bar after a long night of dancing.
It's so hot in here tonight. I'm totally going to Sweat It Curly.
Sweat It Curly by Jbardizzle February 19, 2009

short and curly 

noun. - A hair folicle which is most noticably not from a chin or human scalp due to its distinct shortness and curl.
Johnny, you didn't clean the bathroom. I found a few short and curlies on the toilet seat.
short and curly by Oak1eyman June 4, 2004

Fine curly hair blasian 

Oh my goodness look at that fine curly hair blasian over there
Wait
It’s Jaiden!

San Antonio Curly Fry 

when you put ketchup on ur dick and wipe it on a girls chin then speak spanish to her for 30 seconds and slap her with ur balls
I San Antonio Curly Fry'd that bitch