Cumberbatching

The act of giving something a different name because its original one is either stupid or too difficult to understand or pronounce.

- Yo Mix, are you coming to watch the new Dr. strange movie?
- For Christ sake, Stop cumberbatching my name! It's Mxyzptlk!
- Whatever you say, Mixolidy.

by Shaiavr August 2, 2018

Cumbersnatch

An individual who steals or "snatches" cucumbers for sexual gratification.

A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.

Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.

Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.

Person A: "Your sense of humour sucks asshole"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"

Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"

by theboobox February 11, 2020

cumberclot

Used as an insult to a person who is also a douchebag, but you ejaculate on them at the same time.

I like you...mmmmmm...even thought you're aaaa.aaaa....CUMBERCLOT!

by Pyroz Blazegate March 15, 2021

Cumberg

The Sacred land of Cumberg. Land founded by big-dicked men. An Obsidian Castle with Milf Maidens.

“Do not speak of the Holy land Of Cumberg.”

by xtiju July 4, 2021

Cumber batch

A bitch a nicer way of calling someone a bitch
So you don’t get in trouble

Can you take out the garbage?
Ok you cumber batch

by Yeti Vendetti November 13, 2021

Cumberland Parm

A store that sells frozen cum and Parmesan cheese.

Have you gone to Cumberland Parm recently, it smells like ass.

by Kliberty22 February 13, 2023

David Cumberland

David is a proper gay person who loves massive throbbing cocks up his tight wrinkly arse hole. His foreskin wraps round his waist almost 4 times as he grows it out. His tits dangle down to his big toe.

‘Did u hear that David Cumberland had an affair on his wife with his Uncle’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’

by MyDadLeft8YearsAgo November 28, 2019