crotch cleavage 

The two diagonal creases leading down from a guy's hips to his crotch when he wears his pants, boxers, swimtrunks, etc. extremely low.

"Dude, that guy in the Abercrombie catalog has some major crotch cleavage!"

crotch cleavage by Alinababe1 January 29, 2007

crotch bat 

A spoof NERF toy for hitting others in the crotch. About the length of a baseball bat and padded with foam. Originated in one of Saturday Night Live's fake commercials.

It's new! It's fun! It's crotch bat!

crotch bat by dark30 October 3, 2004

crotch gobbler

When someone's pants are so damn tight, their meatcurtains gobble the crotchular area of their 2 size too small pants.

OMG Cindy, Randi was wearing her crotch gobblers today!

I know Sarah, I told her to go take care of that nasty mooseknuckle but she told me to mind my own meatcurtains.

Dammmnn Randi, them crotch gobblers you got on today make me wanna credit card you with my sausage.

crotch gobbler by iLOVEkfc4ever November 26, 2010

Crotch Nazi 

A higher form of a cockblock. A friend who never allows you to have sex. Ever.

John: Alright, I'm gonna get some tonight!!
Dave: Achtung!!
John: Oh, shit, the Crotch Nazi's here!

Crotch Nazi by Mick Jagger's Lover June 13, 2007

Crotch-pheasant 

A man or a woman who can't lay off the cock.

"Slow down Regima! Don't be such a fucking crotch-pheasant!"

Crotch-pheasant by Emotions December 15, 2003

crotch rot

a pungent, stank smell that permiates from the crotch usually after a hard workout, or lack of a shower for several days, occurs in both males and females.

Damn, after running that mile yesterday I was experiencing SERIOUS crotch rot!!

crotch rot by Dana April 11, 2003

crotch rocket

A machine that sits in the garage during the winter months in most states in the U.S.

Since it was wet outside, Donny had to drive his Geo Metro to work instead of his crotch rocket.

crotch rocket by axaxyup October 22, 2003