crotch jello

The coolest anything can get. Something so cool, amazing and invigorating it makes you close your eyes, tilt your head back and smile. Almost as if you were to dip your crotch into a giant bowl of jello on a scorching hot day.

"This girl is so dope," Grant exclaimed, "she paid for lunch and suggested we head back to her place to watch the game. She's like 'crotch jello' cool."

"Is the new Beastie Boys album cool?" I asked.
"Crotch Jello," she replied.

by meatlocker May 6, 2011

Crotchccoli

When a piece of hibachi broccoli is flung into your friend's lap but you eat it anyway because y'all are tight 🤷🏽 ♀️

Crotchccoli means-
Jen:GIMME BROCCOLI

Brynn:here u go!!!
(Flies into sydneys crotch)
Jen: FIVE SECOND RULE!!!

by Mayayayayayayaya November 17, 2017

crotch banger

A wedgie in your crotch.

These tight Jean shorts are giving me a crotch banger!

by KennyCee June 14, 2018

Jock Crotch

An even that occurs when sitting next to a jock with extremely long legs, he feels he needs to spread his knees as far apart as physically possible, while his ankles remain touching, giving everyone facing him full view of his crotch.

Dude, You suck at track. There's no need for the jock crotch here.

by Balisonger November 30, 2009

Yogurt Crotch

When you dont shower for a while and your crotch begins to take on an odor similar to that of yogurt.

Person 1: Woah, do you smell that?
Person 2: .....wot
Person 1: OMG, you've got yogurt crotch! Wash that!

by erhadlovesbonnie October 15, 2011

Bucket Crotch

It's a very loose or large vagina, usually as a result of overuse or multiple births

That girl I'm dating would be great if not for her bucket crotch

by LemonySnickets December 6, 2018

Wine Crotch

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.

Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...

by YAWA July 22, 2020