Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk December 16, 2015

crisp

A slang-term for the psychedelic research chemical "4-Hydroxy-N-methyl-N-ethyltryptamine" (4-HO-MET), popularized in the Netherlands.

"What's going on with Bob?"
"The crisp got him trippin' balls."

by AcidCapone July 15, 2020

anal crisp

When your anus is crispy.

"Damn, that bitch got an anal crisp".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

Tomato Crisp

When a person, usually white is always getting sun burned.

She's the tomato crisp of the group

by anonymous537 March 12, 2019

Dallas Crisp

A heartless sack of crap who likes to fuck his "homeboys" girlfriends and steal them.

That was a real Dallas Crisp thing to do!

by SallysAlleys June 23, 2025

soggy crisps

ben

that guy called ben is like cheese and onion soggy crisps

by sexyladythatishot November 21, 2021

Crisp

Off-putting and fragile.

Maggie Gyllenhal was so crisp, her friends stopped talking to her.

by Deraj Hunan September 20, 2022