craps

to have the runs or to drop little turdlets 1 at a time like pebbles into the bowl from your ass(also include droping dust from the shit choute

omg i felt like i had shit cancer cause my ass was releasing craps.

i hav the craps open your pussy!

by I es god n00bs February 8, 2008

crapes

-The only word that should rhyme with grapes.

-the hideously anorexic monster from pan's labyrinth, also refered to as "pans labyrinth monster".

oh my god Crapes please dont eat me i'll just buy you more grapes.

that paris looks like she has crapes

by crapes fuker January 22, 2008

craisin

White dudes who only date Asian women, men who are "crazy for Asians"

Beware: All of his girlfriends have been Asian, he's a fucking Craisin.

by wiseycat March 22, 2010

carpis

can also refer to a foul, offensive odor, reminiscent of a fish stapled to a corpse

Damn, it smells like carpis up in this piece, yo

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

craisin

n. A butterfaced girl without the nice body

"Yeah man, I got this horny Myspace message from this total craisin!"

by agricola August 13, 2008

Holy crapizza

Just a nicer word for holy crap

You:Holy crap!
Dad:Use some nice words or get grounded
You:Holy crapizza!

by e-Monkey January 22, 2009

shooting craps

Horrible diarrhea forcibly ejected from the bowels, generally after eating at a shady Las Vegas buffet.

"Where'd Nicola go?"

"After that all-you-can-eat surf-n-turf, I'm pretty sure he's shooting craps."

by Ohmyno September 1, 2013