Body Count

how many people you have had sex with

person 1: Hey, what's your body count?
person 2: Idk... like 5

by yiye32 January 6, 2022

Count Slay

1: Kim Dracula.

2: Another fan made name for Kim Dracula because they constantly slay.

Kim is always slaying so they're new name is Count Slay.

by LXXLoveRoulette August 3, 2023

Count 43

Count 43 (a.k.a. C43, Count 42 or C42) is a gang, typically with 43 members who use cricket/baseball bats or drivers to kill people.

1: "Hey dawg, wanna start a Count 43?"
2: "Yea, I've always wanted to start one, hey, maybe we can start a cartel using it, which will turn our Count 43 into a Count 1849!"
5 minutes later on the street
3: "KURWAAAAAAA! I have to get away from this Count 43 before I die!" *dies*
count 43: *becomes Count 1849

by Ku Klux Klonoa May 30, 2023

The Thought That Counts

"The Thought That Counts" is the idea behind positive thinking, if your not thinking positively maybe you shouldn't be thinking at all. Far more than the idea that you need an excuse that your lame gift is enough "The Thought That Counts" is the mind set behind Manifesting your dreams. Self Health Maryland is promoting P.M.A. Positive Mental Attitude as "The Thought That Counts". Through the Education of Mindful Meditation, Sound Therapy, and Common Sense We are Questing for Positive Peopling to become a norm. Don't get lost finding us, Join The Self Health Club today and begin your journey to better living. Raising Grace Research is hopefully encouraging people to make the decision to get through or work harder on the things that make a difference like family connection, world service and healthy lifestyles. Join there Positive Messaging Association and start Putting the Good Word on the street today!

I was always feeling down about myself and life, until I realize using my positive mental attitude was the real "thought that counts" and now I have been Better and Better at every day living.
I was walking into the nursing home to see mom, and realized I had left the flowers home. It was then I realized "The Thought That Counts" is positively that I'm here and not That I forgot the flowers.

by Raising Grace July 15, 2022

Goose Count

When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.

1) It's a Goose Count, gather in line!

by frigginhost April 26, 2017

Count Flatula

n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.

Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.

by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020

Counting Cobbles

To stroll around, with no real aim or end goal.

1: What are you up to, man?
2: Ahhh, you know, just counting cobbles.
3: Fair enough, swing by if you like.

Example 2;
1: Did you get anything nice from town?
2: Nah,just counted cobbles, really...
3: fair.

by Greeneee459 August 30, 2019