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Cottage

by Dick Handler February 23, 2003
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"castle in the air" vacation cottage

Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
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cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016
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ion eat cottage cheese

Someone who does not like cottage cheese, refers to a meme posted on tiktok of a black woman on the phone saying "ion eat cottage cheese.
You can say it in the context , "ion eat cottage cheese" when someone asks if you eat it.
by exasy_ October 6, 2025
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Pussy Cottage Cheese

Slang for a Yeast Infection
(From the Hormone Monstress in Big Mouth)
Person 1: “My friend Janice wore her lululemon leggings so much that she got Pussy Cottage Cheese all over her apartment floor”

Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”

Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
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Cottage Nerd

Some one that's cringe asf and hangs out at the collage by KHS
Did you see that fucken cottage nerd sitting there all by himself.
by betyoureayear9fag January 8, 2020
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Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.
Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them. His mentality is a remnant of the Cottage Cheese colonialist mindset.
by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021
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