An individual who succeeds through the use of Aim Assist on Console platforms rather than his or her own skill.
Suji is such a console merchant, his controller is literally playing the game for him!
Ariel cant aim on his own, he needs aim assist to win games. He is such a console merchant.
Ariel cant aim on his own, he needs aim assist to win games. He is such a console merchant.
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Most intelligent black woman in America. Also a piano virtuoso and current Secretary of State of the U.S. Not well liked by most Black Americans nor white liberals who seem to believe that every black person is required to play the role of the victim and is not entitled to have their own beliefs.
Condoleeza Rice is a beautiful, intelligent, successful, educated and talented black woman, and it is no coincidence that she is Republican.
by TruthMaster August 30, 2006
Get the Condoleeza Rice mug.The "Console War" is a period of intense marketing cometition between Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo and each companys respective fanbase. Despite most anti-fanboy speculation, the "console war" is a wonderful thing, in the sense that it brings out the best in every company. Long live Nintendo, long live the "Console War".
NintenDrone: Hey guys I was just playing Mario Galaxy, want to Co-Star?
PSTool: That is so "kiddy".
XBot: Like LittleBigPlanet is any better, I wouldnt be caught dead playing either.
PSTool: At least we have Mature-Rated games unlike that "kiddy" BS Wii.
XBot: I agree.
NintenDrone: There is a difference between "kiddy" and Family-Freindly retard. Oh and have you ever heard of a little game called No More Heroes.
These arguments are the reason games like Super Mario Galaxy, MGS4, and Halo 3 exist.
I salute you "Console War".
PSTool: That is so "kiddy".
XBot: Like LittleBigPlanet is any better, I wouldnt be caught dead playing either.
PSTool: At least we have Mature-Rated games unlike that "kiddy" BS Wii.
XBot: I agree.
NintenDrone: There is a difference between "kiddy" and Family-Freindly retard. Oh and have you ever heard of a little game called No More Heroes.
These arguments are the reason games like Super Mario Galaxy, MGS4, and Halo 3 exist.
I salute you "Console War".
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Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.
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