Someone with an above average penis but it still pleases the ladies. He is super funny and awesome. Has a great personality and can rock anything he wears
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The nicest and funniest and coolest person around friends and family. Can destroy anyone named Dillon and doesn't hate anyone. The name Colton and Stephens are related to this name. It is essentially the two put together into a final name.
He's such a Colton Stephens
Jack, Colton Stephens doesn't hate you
Martin, Talk to Colton Stephens If your life is down, he'll make it way better.
Jack, Colton Stephens doesn't hate you
Martin, Talk to Colton Stephens If your life is down, he'll make it way better.
by taste_my_lightning January 22, 2011
Get the Colton Stephens mug.A fart accompanied by a loose, muddy shit that *almost* makes you shit your pants, but instead splashes against the inside of your colon. Sometimes accompanied by the dreaded burning sensation which indicates major ring sting and diarrhea in the near future. You ate something really dangerous.
Imagine a wet fart which never leaves your ass. Colon Splash! You got lucky my friend, but find the nearest bowl or bucket.
I just had a major colon splash!
I just had a major colon splash!
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Get the colon cleaner mug.Man #1: "I just want ownership over someone's asshole."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
Man #2: "Sounds like you need to try colonization."
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
Get the Colonization mug.Cryptocolonialism – A new breed of wealthy individuals that have amassed a fortune through cryptocurrency trading and mining that seek to re-domicile for advantageous tax treatment while unleashing their new found resources for purported positive impact.
More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.
More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.
Crypto-colonialism is alive and well in Puerto Rico where droves of Crypto-colonialists are flocking to reimagine and resettle the island in a fashion similar to Burning Man and San Francisco in all of their glory.
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