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a pick up line. more commonly a line used by an ex in an attempt to get back together, hook up, or attempt a friendship.
"We should get coffee sometime." "I don't know, I started seeing someone else."
by callie jorsen July 27, 2016
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Todd the coffee

To pour the strongest portion of coffee from a drip coffee maker pot before it has finished brewing.
by TToddTodd's friend May 18, 2016
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Hit The Nail On The Coffin

A Malaphor, or an idiom blend, combining "hit the nail on the head" (to do something exactly right) and "another nail in the coffin"(something that will harm or destroy someone – e.g., cigarette) to mean someone succeeded at doing something that may lead to their demise or the demise of another or just that they did a great job at something that they probably shouldn't have done at all.

Best used sarcastically.
"You did a great job of pissing off your ex. Really hit the nail on the coffin back there."
"What?"
by nmwhitehead September 3, 2016
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coffin nail

Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....

(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.
"Whip me a pack of coffin nails to put me to a premature death"
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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Coffey

A last name of Gaelic origin; having, despite common misconception, nothing to do with beans or brewed beverages, though often explained to strangers as being "like the drink, only spelled different."
Telemarketer: "Good evening; may I speak with a Mr.....um, koh-FAY?"

Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different."
by Mr. Kohfay February 3, 2010
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Coffeed Out

1. When you have consumed too much coffee and you feel like your gutts are curling up.

2. A caffeine overdose.
Fuck me, I'm coffeed out. I've been drinking this shit all day It's like engine oil and my insides are curling up.
by tennooge May 3, 2011
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coffin dance

the upbeat tik tok music that everyone listens to

wait- coffin = dead = silence.
coffin dance - upbeat!?
like if you thought this
coffin dance is a bunch of officials carrying a coffin
by hhstar moonlight May 27, 2020
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