clarinet

1.Firewood
2.Proof god has a sense of humor

Franky:Oh man theres no more wood
Jamie:It's ok we'll just usse susie's clarinet, thats all its good for.

by QuienEsTuMadre November 8, 2007

clarking

When one gets high and engages into a sort of pseudo-profound speech that he or she believes is highly interesting and sensible while his or her audience half-listens, becomes confused, and informs the speaker that he or she has just “clarked” and has not made any sense whatsoever, at which point, the speaker also realizes he or she is making no sense.

(After non-sensibly rambling for 5 minutes), “Dude, you just clarked. You’ve been clarking for five minutes."

by dick_pfister December 31, 2009

clearing house

1) in pool to score many balls in 1 go
2) wen playing any type of game- to do very well in something

look at u twats with all ur ball, im clearing house here

by azzer July 1, 2005

clarinet

Old-time slang for penis, most popular in the 1920's. Currently still very popular in nursing homes and anywhere frequented by octogenarians.

Suck my Clarinet, Callahan!

by Goulet198 September 15, 2009

bass clarinet

A bass clarinet is a musical instrument. For the uninitiated, a bass clarinet resembles a regular clarinet, but it's shaped a little more like a saxophone and sounds a little more like a cow.

Boy 1: Did you hear that cow?
Boy 2: That's actually a recording of my bass clarinet recital.
Boy 1: Great... um... I think I hear my mom calling...

by Fred Durst jr. December 14, 2008

rusty clarinete

when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.

the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Caring

Caring is when you just drive and you do and you just do and you live your life.

“Frank what are you doing?”
“Im caring?

by Somebodywasheree December 31, 2019