Doodie Claus is a large, poorly groomed Hungarian man that lives in the sewers of Boston. Every year on February 12th, he journeys to the surface to give children the gifts of doodie and happiness.
Gosh, that sure was kind of you to put those orphans out of their misery Ken, you are a regular Doodie Claus.
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Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
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A tendency to light up the fireplace with gasoline and place tripwires in the chimney every christmas.
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Person 1:Damn it's christmas again, horrible time to be Claustrophobic.
Person 2:Hmmm. . . HO HO HO !
Person 1: GAHHH !
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Person 1: GAHHH !
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Hey who are you picking this weekend? I'm going to go with Florida I think. Wait, did we establish the Tebow Clause this week?
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