flower child

someone "born happy-go-lucky" pretty, much, a hippie, environmentalist, etc

Person 1: Love Peace and Happiness!!!

Person 2: You're totally a flower child

by flower child May 26, 2006

Child-pet

When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos

Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring

by spunkyman June 30, 2009

Child Grease

-A restaurant term.
-The thin layer of grease like substance that remains after a family sits at a table at a restaurant. Even if nothing was spilled or otherwise not normal. But remains non the less

"Aww man, I just cleaned table 42 and their was a harsh layer of child grease on it!"

by djdefjam89 June 3, 2009

Chemical child

A mix between emo and goth. They make you depressed and are hard to under stand. They srpead sadness like its a contagious diseas. If you can handle the stress, chemical children are ok to hang around. Usuly they are not children but teens

Dude Mathew is a chemical child. Person2: i know i wanna kill my self when im around him.

by Ace trick June 16, 2009

Hydro child

A baby who is made out of 100% pure water. If a hydro child is let out of the freezer, it will melt.

That hydro child be frosty.

by Chillcucumber35 June 6, 2013

Spastic child

This is when a child acts like an utter spastic and you want to kill yourself or kill them eg William gallavin or the i play Pokemon go kid

That kid is an utter spastic child

by Bill boi September 23, 2016

banjo child

Another version of the popular racist term 'cracker', describes a person and or persons with the intelligence of sloth and the increased tendency of fucking ones sister.

Jim is such a banjo child, his truck is always covered in mud and his sisters panties hang from the rear view mirror!

by Mickey Terf December 1, 2016