Child Arson

The illegal act of setting fire to kids.

Rob: I heard that he's a convicted child arsonist.

Eddie: What is that?

Rob: He burns kids!

by Farrell Gilmour March 10, 2009

child molester

someone that has sex with little kids

kyle depenning likes to have sex with little kids every nite
he is a child molester

by kyle depenning December 9, 2006

child please

F**K you

Reporter: You're Washed Up
Ocho Cinqo: Child Please

by Lacesoutrob August 12, 2009

child support

A support plan for a parent (always the father regardless of the situation) to help with expenses of their children after divorce. Unfortunatly, it is based on laws written when mothers could not enter the workforce, and had no way to provide for their children. It is necessary for parents that do not have joint custody, but these days with split (50 - 50) custody, women are still awarded child support, for some unknown reason, and still bitch about it on a daily basis. Along with their Alimony payment, its a potential windfall taking a year or so to plan out. Generally, a child support seeker does this multiple times and ends up having 6 kids from 3 different fathers, and no longer has to work. Of course she is still unhappy, wonders why she is alone, and how did she manage to pick three losers in a row??? To help with her self esteem issues, she refers to the ex towards her children as dead beat dad!. This makes her feel superior, influences the kids (until they get older and realize mom was never anything more than a life support system for a pussy in the first place and never really contributed anything to society other than helping stimulate the economy with someone elses money.) As time goes on, and child support and Alimony payments dry up, they are forced to attempt to enter the work force again, only to find that you can't get a job that pays you to do nothing but bitch and sit on that ever expanding ass watching soap operas all day. Their job experience consist of working at Mc. Donalds when they were 16, and a professional waste of life from the date of marrige to present.

Ex Wife: I need some extra money for the kids Dr. Appointment this week.
Ex Husband: I dont understand. I have the exact same expenses you do, we share the kids 50 - 50, and I pay you child support and alimony on top of that. Then I have to split all medical bills too.
Ex Wife: You are such a piece of shit! Your a loser!
Ex Husband: You are getting all the money from me that you are going to get!!!!
Ex Wife: Why wont you work with me on this? Im trying to communicate with you?
Ex Husband: Sounds like you need to get married and divorced again so you can get even more of a free ride! You have 5 kids, 2 ex husbands and an ex boyfriend, dont have a job, and are a waste of carbon!!!
Ex Wife: Sob, sob, sob. Blah, blah, blah.
Ex Husband: Gotta go get ready and pack for my vacation with my kids and my new hootche mama. Do you wanna talk to the kids?

by Mr. Response February 15, 2006

Child porn

Why tf u here nigga u a sicko in here bruh why u bout to watch child porn bruh

Fbi agent 1: nahh aint no way bruhh
Fbi agent 2: what?
Fbi agent 1: we got one of them sickos watching child porn bruhh
Fbi agent 2: oh hell nah bruh im out of here i aint goin to be seeing one of these niggas bruh

by ALL IS DOOMED BY THE FOG February 19, 2023

Child-molester molester

One that brings justice from molesting child-molesters

Child molesters make me sick! Child-molester molesters, on the other hand, make my twat gush like the Nile! ::moan::

by grokyaballz July 13, 2009

Child Support Whore

A woman who tries to have children with one or more fathers in order to collect child support .

Hey Leroy, now the the baby is born are you gonna ask Tiff to marry you? No man, it turns out she was just a child support whore. I already got a summons to appear in court.

by donkeyracer November 3, 2018