chat shit

A saying to someone who is talking rubbish.

Originates from Widnes, North-West England.

"I had a date with a a fit bird last night" says roy.
"Chat Shit" replies Jim.

by gypsy dave July 6, 2008

Chat goons

Chat goons are a phenomena started by a small group of people that have grown into a large internet meme. They are made by using regular characters. Examples of these are seen below.

.______. A generic "goon". This is the most basic type. It can be created with any amount of underscores.

\\\.______./// A "clawed goon". This type of goon was created later on in the meme's lifetime by other users than the original "goon" creators.

Goons developed a large following. Some stories made up to explain the "goon" fad are:

Goons are small creatures that live under beds. They enjoy chewing the toes of people. Goons have webbed feet and some goons are said to have "claws", signified by back or forward slashes. Further rumors indicate that they replace the toes of people with different objects. Supporters of the "Salad Fingers" series claim that the goons replace the toes with croutons to provide an additional strange entity to the "Salad Fingers" universe.

".____. \\\.______./// .____. Chat goons"

by Fashizzledizzle January 5, 2006

chat chat

Jamican way of saying "talking rubbish"

delroy- man been too much chat chat down here about meh

by tyson30005 December 18, 2009

chat slut

A chat slut is a woman, girl, or in some cases a guy who chats 24/7 looking for a chatmance. They could be single or married but in all cases they are too limp to actually go in an appropriate chat room and ask for cyber sex, which is what they want from the get go. A chat slut is not only lame but way ugly, therefore they must chat with a paper bag over their heads.

Justhere, georgie, KKG, fedup and Ilovewill are all big chat sluts. They can't get a live man who weighs under 400 lbs. therefore they have to give a cyberman like blackhats, Oldsmurf, and Closer lapdances in chat.

by autobot January 18, 2007

chat ass

Occurs when people spend way too much time infront of the computer chatting and eating snacks. The ass gets bigger and contours perfectly to the chair.
From behind it resembles (___|___)

person 1: I'm hoping to land me a job staring at a pc all day.
person 2: Yeah that would be great, but you'll end up with chat ass.

by piranicon November 7, 2004

Chat-Drunk

Chat-Drunk is when you chat so much, that when you chat you sometimes get out of control and type something stupid, idiotic or something you weren't suppose to type, just like when you are drunk.

After two hours of chatting...
Guy #1: Hey
Guy #2: Yes?
Guy #1: WOOOHOOO
Guy #2: WTH?
Guy #1: You are dumb
Guy #2: Are you chat-drunk?

by wafiywafer June 21, 2010

Chat with the Arabs

<v> British Slang;

1) To shit.

--> The term derives from the phrase "I must have a crap" in that 'Must have a' rhymes with 'Mustafa,' and hence, sounds like a name of Arabic origin. Chat with the Arabs came from this similarity.

--> Although this phrase may offend some people, offence is without just cause, as the phrase plays on a name in the same way that 'Hugh Jass' plays on a Scottish name.

STEPHEN: "I'm gonna go have a Chat with the Arabs, I've been dying to go all day."
DAVID: "Nice..."

by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004