Captain Crunch Carpet

When the carpet by the side of your bed gets hard from all the jizz you ejaculate and later get rid of by smearing it on the side of the carpet. Later that morning when you step on the dry jizz it makes that CRUNCH noise.

carpet+jizz= captain crunch carpet

by Stubs714 December 14, 2009

Captain Shortbus

A supervisor or leadership personality that is obviously ineffective in their work, management or duties. Usually they must micromanage, pester and hold your hand through any process, effectively slowing everything down.

Jeff: "Man, Captain Shortbus has really been riding me."
Brett: "That sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done."

by vfsexy1 April 17, 2010

Captain K

A young Adventurer who led an Infantry Company of Afghan National Army soldiers on over 300 combat and humanitarian missions in Eastern Afghanistan between July 2004 and July 2005. His journey was recorded in the book "Captain K's Afghanistan Adventure".

Man, that guy is so tough and brave, he's like the real Captain k!

by Razor6 January 25, 2011

centaurtaur

A two bodied horse that appears in Gravity Falls.

:The centaurtaur was nasty as s**t but it was cool!"

by Off_Brand_Cerealz November 17, 2016

Lash captain

One who leads and encourages the excessive consumption of alcohol at an event. They more than often lead by example.

George Best was arguably the lash captain supremo.

Lisa is being such a lash captain tonight!

That bloke is hardcore, I bet he's the lash captain.

by Jimbob6988 March 31, 2009

captain obvious

A very slow-witted individual, usually one who states the most obvious thing.

A: Hey, water's wet!
B: Good call, Captain Obvious!

by Clarissa June 21, 2003

centauring

Inserting your lower half into another persons anal cavity.

Sally and I were Centauring last night, and she rode me into battle!

by Flipotic February 15, 2015