Carnal Cave of Desires

Female reproducitve organ (ie. vagina)
aka: hot, sticky wet area betwixt females legs, vag, cooch, pussy, cunt, hot box, hot pocket, love box, pleasure valley, beaver, twat, etc.

He caressed her carnal cave of desires with his tongue, as they laid in the back seat of his Mothers Volvo Stationwagon

"Sigfried!! My carnal cave of desires cant take this torture any longer! I need you inside me!"

by unipenis April 6, 2009

carnage

awesomeness, chaotic chill, far beyond all phatty

Nyarl: Remember when Sulphur posted, in the before-time?
Faun: :lol total fucking memory carnage

by heh March 25, 2003

cankle kisser

A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.

Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.

by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009

Carkin's Reach-A-Round

A Carkin's Reach-A-Round is when you are walking through the woods with a girl on your back giving you a handjob, AKA doing it "Carkin's Style".

Jacob was walking through the woods getting a Carkin's Reach-A-Round from Summer.

by Jacob Larkin November 23, 2010

carkus

To shrug whilst raising both your arms and making a stupid look on your face

When asked how he is so stupid he Carkus.

by מהההההה March 7, 2017

cankerblossom

a "blossom" of pus that comes out when a canker bursts. Usually used only in Shakespearean plays.

Midsummer Night’s Dream, 3.2.282-284. Herm. “O me! You juggler! You cankerblossom!/ You thief of love! What, have you come by night/ And stol’n my love’s heart from him?”

by KarlatheGreat February 18, 2009

carn't

A slang way to say can't.

I carn't help you.

by Ralphus April 23, 2004