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CAPTIONS

It is when a person is obviously thinking something but doesn’t want to say it out loud. Usually it is the blunt truth that is written all over one’s face. A thought that can’t be verbalized without serious repercussions.
When a cute girl in a bikini walks by

Boyfriend says nothing and try’s not to look and stare.
Girlfriend to boyfriend
“ TURN OFF YOUR CAPTIONS PRICK”
by HTown Trouble December 31, 2021
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Caution-tape cutie

When a love interest exhibits so many red flags it’s like there’s metaphorical “do not enter” police tape surrounding them.
Remember how she was drunkenly fucking that homeless guy a decade younger than her when first met her and also how you got your nose broke on your first date with her? Yeah bro, she’s a caution-tape cutie.
by Mojaz January 17, 2022
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Captin

Not a captain. Likes to think they are though.
Keegan’s not a captain, he’s a Captin.
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Capunism

Is a mix of capitalism and communism so that everything can be equal and own stuff
The U.S.A has switched to capunism.
by Boris the Soviet September 14, 2022
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catputin

a word meaning russian cat or comunistcat
"raw raw catputin lover of the Russian queen"
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CAptian Asshole

He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.
Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole
by SugarScruber November 10, 2022
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Captive

Corinthians 10:4-5 “For the weapons of our warfare are not of the flesh, but have divine power to destroy strongholds. We destroy arguments and every lofty opinion raised against the knowledge of God, and take every thought captive to obey Christ.”
Hym "This is literally what's happening to me now. My thoughts are being held captive. It's literally a psychic-cannibal breeding cult. It literally just eats thoughts as needed to survive."

Apologist "No! Actually! WE were the ones against slavery all along! See!? If you just ignore all of the slavery parts and give US credit for the thoughts that said slavery was bad.... WE'RE THE ANTI-SLAVERY GUYS! RIGHT!? That's right isn't it guys!?"
by Hym Iam August 27, 2023
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