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chechmala

An adjective. Something you saywhen you just gotreally good news but right afer it you get bad news.
"Hey doc guess what?" says tom
"What?" Says te doctor
"I just won a free trip to six flags!!"
"Thats great" replies the doctor "you also have AIDS"
"Awwwwwwwwwwwww Maaaaaaaaaaaan. Chechmala "
by theadambobler February 19, 2009
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Chech

A word used to describe a nerd. They are usually a big noob as well.
You bloody chech where did u put my cactuses
by OhDangerz March 9, 2019
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Chechen Chokeout

The most unfortunate happening of going down on a Russian Woman and suffocating in pubes.
Troy : I don't what the hell a Khabib is, but be careful of Chechen Chokeouts when you get that mail order bride.
by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021
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Czeckoslovakian Scuba Suit

when a person lays in a bath tub filled with oil and other people poop, pee, ejaculate, and bleed into the oil and the oil keeps it all from touching the person. the person in the tub must wear a scuba mask and snorkel and then go under the oil for at least 5 seconds.
dude i had a crazy night last night.. i woke up during a czeckoslovakian scuba suit.. i was in the tub..
by KittyKat999 July 9, 2011
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Czechoslovakian Waterfall

This is when a a guy takes shit inside a girl's asshole, has her shit it out, and then has her eat it.
Holy shit, we need to give that girl a Czechoslovakian waterfall!
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Chechen

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The Chechen is the male organ used for urination and sexual intercourse. The Chechen is located above the scrotum. It is made of spongy tissue and blood vessels. The shaft of the penis surrounds the urethra and is connected to the pubic bone. The foreskin covers the head (glans) of the penis.

The Foreskin that covers the glans of the penis can be removed via circumcision

Circumcision is the surgical removal of foreskin from a baby's Chechen. There are several benefits to circumcision, including a lower risk of diseases like urinary tract infections. Older boys and men get circumcised as well. At any age, the circumcised penis usually heals within a week.

Chechen also can be uses to make an baby just by inserting the chechen to a girls vagina and ejaculate inside there will result to an erection that will releases billions of sperm cells that will gonna form into a baby.

The Chechen word is being founded by a man named Christian Angelou Allanic.The man founded it is now currently living in the Phillippines in Cebu City.

Christian Angelou Allanic Founded this word accidentally while saying some rubbish or nonsense word that results the inventing the word chechen
The Chechen is very large, cylindrical, with a truncated, expanded, flattened termination.

The Chechen, and its much reduced vestige of the female, is developed from the ventral wall of the proctodaeum.

Insemination takes place either by the introduction of the Chechen into the cloaca of the female, or by the puncture of the bodywall of the female by the Chechen, and the injection of the sperm into the body cavity, whence the single spermatozoa must make their way to the eggs.
by The Chechen December 5, 2021
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Chechen key bump

When one person snorts a line and spits the drip into another person's mouth while both people are wearing Adidas track suits.
I watched to yugoslavian male strippers do a Chechen key bump last night. I'm a different person.
by DERDZ November 12, 2020
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