Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).

1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.

by givit May 22, 2009

Cripple Cracker

A white boy in the suburbs who talks like he's from "da hood" and acts like he's a gangster. They usually look like complete idiots and sound stupid as well.

"Did you see Noah? He's such a cripple cracker! He keeps talking about how he's from the hood and he acts like a gangster!"

by RandomUsername776 January 26, 2019

Kill the cripple

The only game worth playing.

Let's play kill the cripple. I'll start.

by Hym Iam October 14, 2020

Cripple

A kneeboarder. Someone who rides a board on their knees as if their legs don't work.

Cripples are second only to goat boaters.

by b j p January 13, 2010

cripple

A severely funny looking person due to deformities or the way they were born

OMG look at da cripple he is sooooo funny looking! also known as retard

by Beavis_rfc June 3, 2005

cripple whipper

cripple whipper is when you find a crippled person a then grab him/her and start hitting people with them to make the people you are hitting also crippled!

Joe pasquarlie didn't like elton john so nipple hair started to cripple whipper peter pan with a cripple the ghandi was not happy so calvin cline kicked him down the stairs.

by kikasskiwi February 18, 2009

Cripple

If by whatever you said you meant it's a filthy retarded cripple that is inferior to anyone without a binder.

The cripple has a binder full of information outlining the ways in which it is retarded.

Guy 1 "Hey, can I see your binder?"

Guy 2 "I don't have a binder. I'm not a retarded Crippycrapable."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020