chaffed balls

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

Optional Definition

A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro

Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.

by Tyler January 11, 2004

chaffed

what happens to your knees, elbows, and ass when you're having sex in a hotel bed for 24 hours and you don't have special sheets anymore because your amazing lover gave them to his daughter, laundered of course!!!!

i've been on my knees so much they're chaffed from these sheets!!!!! i really wish i had some nice, soft, 1,000 thread count ones.

by linda lovelace November 5, 2004

caffeination

A country whose citizens are unable to maintain sanity throughout the day without imbibing vast quantities of hot coffee.

Thanks to ever numerous locations of Tim Hortons, Canada has become a caffeination

by Sinned383 July 4, 2010

caffie

abrv. of caffiene

I need some sweet caffie before I can start my day.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

loomis chaffee

a prestigious institution in windsor CT, the "island" where the geniuses smoke a ton of ganj

class prez: "yo, weed tonight?"
validictorian: "sure"
faculty member: "count me in!"
loser in background: "Loomis Chaffee!"

by RAISINS May 26, 2007

Craffing

When someone tries to cover up their tears by laughing at a joke they actually think is funny. Until you think of something depressing, and they end up laughing and crying at the same time.

Person 2: What happened to Person 1?! They're crying!
Person 3: Don't worry. They're Craffing.

by bearlee-123 April 21, 2022

Caffirmation

The wholehearted embrace of one's need for caffeine.

Stacey gladly began her day with her usual caffirmation before heading to work.

by LilrhodygirlDev June 2, 2010