cant cook

Its when your unable to cook most of these people are named ben

example 1: look over there bens trying to cook

example 2: ben cant cook look at him go

example 3 how did ben fail cooking class

by Darkblood__ July 8, 2021

finna cook

"Finna cook" mean gonna roast someone or something

"I'm finna cook ur lil stoopid ahhh"

by Finna Cook November 26, 2018

Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.

“Why are my toes wet”
“Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”

by 420WankSauce February 14, 2019

British Cooking

The act of unpacking, and in some cases heating food for the purpose of consumption.

Goose Dail: Are you cooking?
Edgar Leak, opening the door of the microwave: British cooking!

by JohnDAubray July 3, 2020

Cooked Spaghetti

A term started In Chicago meaning something is over with, Done or no longer need to be talked about

“I’m not going in there man, that’s cooked spaghetti “

by Shaqkie Shaq January 29, 2019

monte cook

n. The creator of many d20 games and adventures.

see also: god

Monte Cook tires from answering inane questions such as "What's up with Jevicca's arm?"

by Rydia January 30, 2004

Cooked Grenade

The things you throw at someone willing to catch a grenade for someone

That guy told his girlfriend he'd catch a grenade for her.....so i threw a cooked grenade and snatched her for myself

by SupremeBadassOverlord January 7, 2011