clusterfluff

Something of little substance or consequence, intended primarily to generate controversy and to draw attention rather than to explain, solve, or improve an actual situation or problem. Used especially to refer to the creation of a seemingly difficult and complex problem or controversy where none in fact exists.

His blog post makes a non-issue needlessly complex, and now there are 362 comments. It's just another piece of clusterfluff to attract buzz.

by kangaruu July 15, 2011

Cluster Truck

Whenever you are driving on a two lane highway and there are two eighteen wheeler trailer trucks blocking both lanes and driving ten miles below the speed limit which causes a significant amount of traffic.

I was making great time driving on Highway 70 on my way to Kansas City, but then there was a huge cluster truck.

by kevtronic January 9, 2012

clusterfuck

When events spiral out of control; when two or more events occur at the same time.

My car was totaled, my husband was arrested, and I can't bail him out. Man, what a clusterfuck!

by TGob July 21, 2008

Pussy Puss Cluster

Proper name for a foul herpes sore found on a woman's vagina. Usually used when describing a situation in which the herpes sore pops, expelling large amounts of puss.

My girlfriend told me to go down on her and retrieve a starburst from her vag. When I thought I'd found it I bit down, I quickly realized I'd just popped her Pussy Puss Cluster with my teeth.

by seandree December 18, 2009

Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.

The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.

by Fatty July 2, 2003

colonel cluster fucks

nickname for the students who go to colonel by secondary school.

Student 1: Hey, colonel cluster fucks!!!

Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!

Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!

by ColonelBy2013 December 16, 2011

Cluttered

To be littered with objects and useless trash.

"My desk is so cluttered, sorry about that."

by Dreamrider June 23, 2016