Clam Squat

The girl version of tea bagging someone. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

"omg, Rob just passed out, dare you to clam squat him"

"Dude, this girl totally clam squatted me last night"

by Hanwellington March 21, 2017

clam raking

The act of only swiping only right on a dating app (normally done by men and some ratchets) to collect "a harvest", if you will. Just like with actual clam raking, you get some winners and some losers. Do as you will with the harvest and wait until the next low tide (normally around 12 hours for swipes to reload) and start raking all over again.

"Brah, I'm just going to clam rake within a 2 mile radius, clean house real quick"
"Hey Tony, I matched with your daughter while clam raking on break. You're on vacation next week right?"

by The Ghost Of Dad December 13, 2017

clam sweat

/klam//swet/
Noun

-moisture exuded through the cervical glands of the vagina, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to extreme laziness, often described as a fetid or putrid smell, similar to expired seafood

Kevin is clam sweat.

by otterpop June 12, 2013

Clam Brownie

1. Anal sex followed by vaginal sex where some poop residue is carried over to the vage.
2. ( You don't want one)

Don't try to clam brownie me, mother fucker!
Girl, he totally gave me a clam brownie last night...

by clam sponge May 7, 2017

Clam-scaping

The fine art of shaving ones genitalia as a female. The act itself does not refer to any particular pattern just the act itself.

Man did you see Becky's clam-scaping job, she did lightning bolts!

by BrownSquared February 4, 2010

Clam Fam

When two women have sex with the same man / men. This makes them closer than sisters. This bond shall never break. See also: Wiener Cousins for the opposite definition.

You banged him, I banged him, we're clam fam!

by EB32683 January 12, 2010

Clam burn

When a woman's vagina is so hairy that it gives you a brush burn on your cock or chin.

PK got clam burn from banging his boss because she had a bristle vagina.

by Clamer July 20, 2016