Christmas Vacation

The best thing that Christmas has to offer. No school for a decent amount of time while you relax with all of your new gifts you got! Also the title of the 1989 movie staring Chevy Chase.

Christmas Vacation is so fucking amazing, especially since I can now play all my new games.

by Assassin aprentice September 13, 2016

Christmas Steve

The day before Christmas eve. This is the second last day to get all the presents bought.

It's too busy to travel on Christmas eve, I am heading home on Christmas Steve.

by win2day September 14, 2012

Christmas card terms

When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.

Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.

by RichUncleSkeleton June 17, 2009

Christmas Castro

the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.

Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.

by dave rippon February 18, 2008

Christmas Shit

When you’re wiping your asshole and it your shit is green. But over time due to the Hiroshima sized shit, the constant friction causes you to bleed and the toilet paper goes from green to red.

Bro my asshole is fucking raw right now, I just had a Christmas shit.

by OG Gucci Trap Lord December 8, 2017

Christmas Angel

1. An ornament of religious origin that traditionally sits atop a Christmas tree
2. To get your pine so far up an angelic looking girl's clacker that she starts seeing circles

'Hey bro, you know that hot nun from the convent? Well I bought her a couple of mulled wines last night before taking her home and making her into a Christmas Angel. If fucking a nun doesn't clear up these herpes then surely nothing will.

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016

Christmas cockblock

Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.

My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(

by C.Lit March 29, 2015