When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
by The Edgehead June 5, 2009
Get the butthole surfingmug. When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
Get the Butthole Lynchingmug. The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.
by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013
Get the butthole turbulencemug. Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser
by notoriousnat07 February 26, 2011
Get the windburn buttholemug. A belly butthole is like a belly button only it goes deeper so that when you stick your finger in there and pull it back out it smells funny.
by mcdisease August 19, 2015
Get the belly buttholemug. A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.
Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.
Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.
Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
by Pyjama pants January 1, 2020
Get the Butthole Banditsmug. an in-betweenie belly button; the mixture of an outie (belly button) and an innie (belly hole); belly button + belly hole = belly butthole.
Person 1: “Do you have a belly button, belly hole, or a belly butthole?” Person 2: “Well, I have an in-betweenie... so, a belly butthole!”
by BellyEnthusiast69420 June 20, 2020
Get the Belly Buttholemug.