When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
by The Edgehead June 5, 2009
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I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
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Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"
Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"
Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"
Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"
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Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?
Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!
Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!
by Razor Butthole October 13, 2008
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Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!
Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!
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