bunk mission

Going to get sex, or to buy or sell drugs with a low guarantee of success...

Lets walk up the street and see if we can find some pot. No, that's a bunk mission.

I've been texting this virgin, maybe she wants to fuck. Yeah right dude, that's a bunk mission.

by Shafty Mcnasty October 11, 2012

Top Bunk

Fingering your own butthole

Person 1: "Yo, you here about that kid who top bunked it at ski camp?"
Person 2 "Yeah man, that is just gross! I hope he washed his hand after"

by therealsmack November 27, 2012

Bunk Beds

When 2 people use the same toilet at the same time. One person using the normal seating position on the bowl, and the other takes a seat on the top tank Upper Decker. Term originated at a warehouse in Holbrook, Long Island.

All the stalls but one were full, so me and Jose did BUNK BEDS in the only empty stall.

by Will Zone April 15, 2003

Car-Bunking

the act of sleeping in your car when you are too drunk to drive home, usually after a party. Hangovers may occur.

"I was so wasted after Mike's last night that I had to do some car-bunking until I was sober enough to drive home."

by Tommy ElBlanco May 5, 2010

Top Bunk

The act where a male assumes the top position during the sexual act of 69ing, opposed to the usual bottom position where the female is on top. This can be also referred to as “calling top bunk”, and “top bunking” if used as a verb.

She wanted to 69, but she is bigger than me and would crush my face, so I called top bunk.

by Pabro Escobar February 4, 2018

bunk bitch

cellmate you forcing sex onto.

"i shoved a sock in that bunk bitchs mouth so he shut the fuck up."

by hurl j July 3, 2005

Bunk Dumping

When the guy on the top bunk is too lazy to go take a shit and just tosses it on the guy in the bottom bed.

Brennan accussed Dale of bunk dumping.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010