Belgium Ski Job

When a chick sits between two dudes, gives them both hand jobs, then the two guys slap the chick in the ass with a tennis racket leaving behind a waffle imprint.

Aw man, last night was crazy. That bitch totally got belgium ski jobbed in the ass with our tennis rackets as she was skiing us.

by tbrow153 September 14, 2009

Belgian Weather

Absolutely shit weather. Can't get much worse then this. Constant rain, cloudy, depressive.

A: Look at the weather outside!

B: Yeah, welcome to Belgium!

A: Stupid Belgian Weather.

by W4NK4 August 29, 2010

Belgium Midget

In the midst of slamming a girl doggie style, when she least expects it, you pull out and shove your pecker dick in her asshole, only to achieve just the tip (hence the belgium midget) before she donkey kicks you in the chest. Because truly, "Oops wrong hole" is not an accident...

Katie B: That ma-fucka Tyrone attempted to try the Belgium Midget again last night!

Shaniqua: Doesn't he know, there is no oops wrong hole?...Did you donkey kick his Ra-Tard ass?

Katie B: Fo sho....he won't be trying the Belgium Midget fo awhile...

by misty mae September 21, 2012

Bulg'd

When a bulg (bulgar, bulgarian person, not to be mistaken with the word burglar, bulgs are a fair people) forcefully enters the body of another person with his dick.

I heard that portuguese girl is going to get bulg'd tonight

by Bulg'd bulgarian September 1, 2017

bulge chafing nooksniffer

A complete fuck ass This can be someone you hate or one of you're friends. This can also be someone whos a pain in the ass.

YOU ARE SUCH A BULGE CHAFING NOOKSNIFFER.

God Tony is just a bulge chafing nooksniffer

by Genderlessbork December 19, 2017

Bulge Vulture

Definition: One who visually preys on the rounded swelling/protuberance near or around a males groin area. Giving the preyer a sense of sexual & mental satisfaction.

Synonyms: sexual predator, pervert, creep.

The Bulge Vulture peered at the men as they walked through the front office.

by You're welcome. January 10, 2018

Bulgarian Bellows

When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth, creating an airtight seal. The partner then must forcefully blow air into her vagina, creating positive pressure. Finally, the woman queefs to release said pressure back out into her partner's mouth.

I heard doing Bulgarian Bellows is great for your sinuses.

by Indy the Great January 23, 2019