Brass Monkey Syndrome 

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

‘He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

Brass Monkey Syndrome by 𝕀𝕒𝕞𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 March 23, 2021

Brass Logger 

A person who's kink is defecating in the openings of brass instruments, such as tubas, trombones, and French horns.

Being a Brass Logger, Michael was thrilled when HR announced a new community music room was being opened at his office.

Brass Logger by Dr. Shelly Fingerhood November 3, 2021

Brass Handcuffs 

Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.

They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.

Brass Handcuffs by anonymous January 28, 2022

Brass Farthing 

A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.

That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.

Brass Farthing by NTwoO March 22, 2022

Brass Nonce 

Anyone who decorates their clothing with cogs and goggles aka Steampunk

Have you see Brian's outfit he's decorated himself with cogs and goggles. He's such a brass nonce

Brass Nonce by Biga1983 May 5, 2022

Brass Monkey 

That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey

Brass Monkey by jizz worm June 10, 2022

Brass Tax 

A play on words from the saying Brass Tacks, but carries like meaning . The implication being Brass, as in Knuckles and Tax, being violence or threat of violence and paying what's due or else. Similar To "F#@% around and Find out" But with a stronger, physical and visual implication.

Good to see that you're making good to correct you mistakes and pay what you owe, otherwise you would have had to pay the Brass Tax to make it right.

Brass Tax by masterplanner February 22, 2023