Blumpkin Parade 

Three or more people simultaniously recieving blumpkins in the same public restroom

Hollywood, Caio, and Tim had a blumpkin parade at wal-mart

Blumpkin Parade by Jonathon M May 15, 2007

blumpkin flippity flop exteme 

to perform the sixty nine position whilst one partner is deficating.

Last night Geoff broke the toilet while trying a blumpkin flippity flop exteme on his dirty man bitch and got a little shit splashed on his face.

blumpkin flippity flop exteme by Geoff West, David Jones, Stevin Williams, Curtis Chappell November 22, 2007

blumpkin gnome 

a small gnome like creature normally dutch that prances around while someone is receiving a blumpkin dressed in a leopard skin bra singing songs and wearing friends moms thongs

damn, marisa gamble sure is a blumpkin gnome.

blumpkin gnome by holden mcgroine February 16, 2009

Blumpkin El Bean Dip

Getting a normal blumpkin, but that chinese you ate earlier isn't sitting too well, and you let some nice wet shit out, and don't feel like wiping it off, so the bitch grabs a tortilla chip and scoops some shit to top off that chip.

Yo, man! You hear I got that Blumpkin El Bean dip last night? Mike's girlfriend luuuuuurrrrved it.

Blumpkin El Bean Dip by Philpro October 11, 2011

Blumpkin Tuesdays 

Where Blumpkin is repeatedly performed.

Usually takes place on the second day of the week.

Not exempt from Bank Holidays

"Hey! I just loooove Blumpkin Tuesdays!"

Blumpkin Tuesdays by 69 eds '[-00 January 9, 2009

blumpkin dumpkin 

When the giver of a blumpkin dumps a turd at the same time the receiver empties his bowels and ejaculates

Myself and my partner both enjoy each others shit smell and that is why I invented the blumpkin dumpkin

blumpkin dumpkin by bully1 September 18, 2008

Blumpkin Kick

When ATP jumps and kicks the ball mid air while doing a 360 backflip and making the WOMAN get wet

Trigga: Hey did you just see ATP do a blumpkin kick?
Woman: Yeah it made me wet

Blumpkin Kick by Brody Price October 16, 2010