self blumpkin

you jerk off while taking a shit on the toilet. same as blumpkin but instead of getting a blowjob you engage in self-pleasure

i was so wasted last night my friends got a picture of me doing a self blumpkin

by king blumpkin January 27, 2008

Cunty Blumpkin

similar to the traditional Blumpkin but designed for the womans pleasure. Oral stimulation of a female while she proceeds to squeeze out her tampon into the toilet.

I gave my girlfriend a Cunty Blumpkin last night and it was delicious to the taste and very desirable.

by Damian MacNeill February 5, 2009

southern blumpkin

the act of recieving a blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) whilst packing a lip, preferably of grizzly

flanagan just got a southern blumpkin! the kid busted a nut on _______ while taking a dip shit!

by c4shm4n September 22, 2010

Naughty Blumpkin

When a man is receiving oral pleasure while relieving himself on the toilet and enjoying a nice meal of Jack-in-the-box.

The naughty blumpkin that you sister gave me last night was fantastic. She even paid for the Jack in the Box.

by Phil Price December 9, 2008

pumpkin blumpkin

a variation of the blumpkin. You carve a pumpkin with a large mouth hole (no eyes, just mouth), and you put it on someone's head, they then proceed to give you a blumpkin. see blumpkin

"lil Pete was the first man ever to recieve a pumpkin blumpkin."

by little and big pete October 12, 2006

virgin blumpkin

A popular variation of the blumpkin where head is still given, but no shit is taken.

Yo dog. My girl isn't very adventurous so we're starting off with a virgin blumpkin. Baby steps, dig?

by Mai Vang August 11, 2004

country blumpkin

n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse

uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin

by alexandrob August 23, 2004