fraud blog

Someone who uses a social networking site for its benefits(e.g. scrabulous on facebook)

Person 1: I was playing scrabulous yesterday

Person 2: were you playing against a fraud blog?

Person 1: Yeah i was... they get so annoying because i can't even see their face

by nbj777 March 8, 2008

flog and blog

To masturbate and then post a web log or "blog" on the internet about the experience.

I just flogged and blogged, look how many hits I have!

by Mertek September 16, 2003

Animal Crossing Ask Blog

a crazy ass tumblr group that loves shipping animals, all furries

"Wow, did you see this new Animal Crossing Ask Blog? They're such furries."

by askbellissimo February 18, 2017

horseland blog

a supercool website (horselandblog.com) which updates members of horseland.com on what moronic AND the occasional intelligent decisions the staff has made. also, it warns us of the newest noobs in town and explains to us extremely important topics such as freedom of speech. run by an awesometastical person who goes by the alias "julian".

1. horseland blog is the most hilarious thing i have seen all day.

2. thanks to horselandblog.com, i finally understand what it means to be a noob !

by zoasterrr February 28, 2009

Fail blog

1. (n) a website full of win
2. (adj) a way to describe something that just doesnt work

1. Shannon: Did you see that guy on Fail blog last night?
Mariah: Lol totally! How did his face catch fire like that in the first place?

2. Mariah: Dude, look at that mom trying to put her baby stroller away without taking the baby out
Shannon: Thats a fail blog.

by Storm Abernast May 11, 2009

Honest to blog

An embarrassing phrase meant to indicate an inquisitive challenge to someone's sincerity as an interrogative (Honest to blog?), or a claim of solemnity as a declarative utterance (Honest to blog!). The phrase found a modicum of popularity amongst idiots back in 2008 thanks to Diablo Cody. It was lame at the time, and has since fallen further out out of usage. It was one of a number of crappy pieces of dialogue that were deemed Oscar worthy by the crusty old members of the Academy, who only awarded the film anything because they wanted to look cool and down with "teen speak" despite not having a fucking clue what any of it meant or the fact that that no one would ever talk like that. The decline in the usage of a term like "honest to blog" is perhaps indicative of a growing cultural awareness of of the crumminess of the film's pseudo teen talk and an acceptance that such bullshit isn't so god damn cute anymore.

For further examples of such out of touch and stupid phrases, see Diablo Cody's shitty post-Juno writing credits (Jennifer's Body, Burlesque et.al.)

"Hey, did you hear Juno won the Oscar for best original screenplay?"
"Honest to Blog?"
"...dude, shut the FUCK up."

by cptzaprowsdower September 12, 2011

Break-Up Blog

N. When a girl writes a blog on myspace/tumblr/blogger right after breaking up with a girlfriend or even just a friend about how backstabbing the person was and how they don't care about them. Usually includes cussing and insulting.

Amy: Did you read Jane's break-up blog?
Joe: No.. why?
Amy: She totally dissed Jack and called him a cock-sucking tosser!

by ej.speaks February 21, 2010