blinder

The event of getting blind drunk. A night (or longer period of time) on the booze when you get so f***ed up you can hardly remember anything that happened. Can be used in a similar context to bender.

Carlie had a real blinder when she went clubbing in Bendigo the other night.

by Spenders December 28, 2005

blanded

A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.

Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.

I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.

by Carla Virgin July 31, 2007

Dick is in a blender

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.

Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."

by JeremyWhat December 21, 2008

Antonio Banderez

The sexiest man alive!

I'm Antonio Banderez, the sexiest man alive!

by Foomaster April 22, 2003

blunder

1.) when you f something up for someone else

2.) when you f something up for yourself (traditional)

taylor swift getting blundered by kanye. ohhhhhh

by blunderberg December 28, 2009

Bandera

1: name of a city in Texas

2: means "flag" in Spanish

3: a lovable, cute, loyal, smart, furry, and fun dog that is awesome in every way, as well as pwns all other dogs. Tends to be black and white with long fur.

1: I hear it's really dry down in Bandera, Texas!

2: Me gusta Bandera

3: Wow, I wish I had a dog like Bandera! I love him so much <3

by A. Dumbledore June 7, 2010

Dawn Blinder

An unintentional massive night of boozing which ends in an unpleasant walk home with the birds tweeting and no sunglasses.

A Dawn Blinder - Most evenings when you say you are going "just for the one or two"

by Lucindigo January 4, 2008