Berni is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Berni is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Berni is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Berni, she's too valuable.
by Youknowwhosthere November 24, 2021

by Geargrinder28 April 3, 2021

Bill: Do you remember when Bernie was on everyone's Facebook page?
Dan: Fuck man, you don't have to remind me I have enough Bernie shame as it is.
Dan: Fuck man, you don't have to remind me I have enough Bernie shame as it is.
by swon February 12, 2021

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
by Hot Rod 40 April 30, 2014

Berny is that one bad bitch who just don’t give a fuck. She’s quiet but crazyyy when her friends are around. She starts off shy then starts opening up more to you. Don’t get her mad tho .. she’ll become a fire cracker. Berny overall the best people to hang around when you get to know them !
by bvrbie.nee November 21, 2021
