Bean Cheese

The odorous sweat and dead skin enduced slime accumulated on one's scrotum in the form of a thick buttery emulsion. It has similar qualities as the slime on a snail's underside. It can be argued to be a close relative to Duck Butter, or even in some cases be the same congealed matter. Smells are comparable to yeasty dough.

After not bathing for a few days on our summer camping trip, we decided to graze our scrotums on a sleeping camper's forehead creating multiple snail trails from our accumulated bean cheese.

by Gringo Charlie September 9, 2010

Bean-Cheese

Bean-Cheese is something to say when you don't know what to say in a uncomfortable situation.

EX
Girl: Hey Matthew your penis is really big wow omg Jeez
Matthew: *Knowing its 2 1/2 Inches* Bean-cheese

by ToastedGooch February 5, 2020

Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito

The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.

EX.

Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags

by Cele696969 May 31, 2011

bean and cheese

a magical combination of two entities that coalesce into one exquisite taco.

tortilla + refried beans + cheese = awesomesauce.

hey i'm going to taco cabana. what do you want?

get me some bean and cheese tacos man. that'll hit the spot.

by ninjaphysics July 16, 2008

Bean and Cheese Burrito

A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.

"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."

by Mortimer L. Bard August 13, 2007

Bean and Cheese Burrito

When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.

I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!

I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.

by Lenoroc June 23, 2009

bean and cheese headlock

when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.

Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.

by TreeRatRecords December 3, 2009