baker's shitload

A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload

I expected a shitload of trouble, but not a baker's shitload of trouble.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

Taint Baker

When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.

Man bruh, that was such a good light I think you got a taint baker off that.

by klillzle February 15, 2009

Bakers Man

A Pot head.
Someone who is always smoking dope.

A Bakers Man never makes the grade.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

baker

if you are a baker, you LOVE to smoke weed. you are pretty much high or confused 24/7, but somehow manage to keep on living.

wow that kid is such a baker.

by junksauce February 14, 2008

baker county

a small place where everybody knows everybody. & everybody's business. they drink & ride the dirt roads late at night. & steal roads like crazy.

hey man, lets ride the irt roads tonight, get drunk & steal some baker county road signs :

by kcrews073 October 4, 2008

Bakersfield Baseball

when someone (usually a man) takes a shit standing up, another man (or lady) behind him hits the turd with a baseball bat and it splatters on a lady a few feet away

Hey, I have to take a shit, do you guys want to play some Bakersfield Baseball

by jspivs May 23, 2009

Bakersfield tuxedo

Bakersfield tuxedo, Jockstrap and a Tee shirt. In the Summer months it's over 100 degrees in Bakersfield most men stay at home and get comfortable wearing the bare minimal amount of clothing, normally a Jockstrap and a Tee shirt.

Dude what are you wear to the dance? A Bakersfield tuxedo of course.

by CHUCKUFARLEY July 27, 2011