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barp

-noun

1. A burp that smells greater than or equal to that of a fart.

2. A burp resultant from the consumption of "smelly" foods, to include liverwurst, garlic, ect.
"Open then window, Adam just farted, I think I'm going to puke!"

"I DIDN'T FART! It was a barp."

"Holy shit! What have you been eating?"

"Oh, I had a ton of garlic in my dinner at Frank's."
by ukilledthecat September 22, 2007
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blappy

combination of blood and nappy to describe a sanitary towel.
oi your blappy's hanging out.
by Margan June 12, 2011
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to strike a female on the forehead or facial area with your penis (blap) repeatedly until ejaculate is released onto the victim. see: Blap
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blapse

to strike or slap the victim's face with the shaft of an erect penis. Can often cause severe damage to the shaft but most find the act worth it as the "blapsee" is officially your biatch from that point forward.
"I'm at the hospital"
"oh you poor thing what happened?"
"I blapsed a guy at school and he had a nose ring, so they had to amputate to prevent infection"
"o__O ..."
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Blap

Blapping is a way of describing a sudden surge of proficiency in a first-person shooter. It doesn't mean you perform poorly normally, it's just a way of expressing that you are particularly satisfied with your performance. It's most often used shortly into a round after enough time to evaluate whether it's going to be a "good" or "bad" game in terms of your performance.

The term derives satirically from rap and hip-hop music where rappers use it as an onomatopoeic representation of gun (usually handgun) blasts. Alternatively, it may derive from being a jackass and yelling it out the window of a moving vehicle trying to scare pedestrians.

The need for the word can be partially attributed to the fact that "pew pew" isn't appropriate for conventional, non-energy weapons, and thus an equally expressive sound was needed for firearms.
Wow I'm blappin' on fools this round!

I just blapped this dude so hard!

I'm about to get my blap on!
by DriftEJ20 June 10, 2011
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