by deathsheep December 20, 2010
Get the Joe Bagelmug. A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.
I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.
by jewishdave February 22, 2011
Get the Bagel Dongmug. Bagel King is a place located in London. It is typically used as a place for fraud boys to link up and converse about their latest fraudulent activities.
Fraud boy1: Yo are we bucking the mandem at bagel king
Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though
Fraud boy2: Yeah I need to pattern these square first though
by HOOdRaat12 March 3, 2020
Get the Bagel Kingmug. A Bathroom Bagel is when one poops in a circle then waits for it to harden (or put it in the freezer for 15 minutes). At this point you are ready to serve your delicious Bathroom Bagel. The Bathroom Bagel can also be worn as a Yamika in the Jewish faith. The Bathroom Bagel can also be used as a frisbee. The Bathroom Bagel is a well rounded great gift and good for the kids.
by BabyJC December 11, 2016
Get the Bathroom Bagelmug. When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.
by edgykid June 20, 2019
Get the Morning Bagelmug. Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.
by DaeBaeFay December 31, 2018
Get the Finagle that Bagelmug. An obnoxious or contemptible person, a douche bag. One that has no fucking clue as to what they are doing, but think they do. These individuals are very often Hypocrites.
by naciremalaerA July 10, 2018
Get the carpet bagelmug.