Autistic

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Damn your girlfriend is autistic

by Durrrrp January 4, 2023

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Autistic

Something that shouldn't be used to put others down for being different from you and the people you are used to meeting.

Please spread awareness about bullying autistic people for their autistic traits. For example, my best friend, who I will not name, has been getting bullied this past school year for some of his autistic traits. It got so bad to the point where he almost punched one of the bullies, which is very out of character for him.

Please, stop bullying people because they are different. They didn't do anything wrong.

(MADE BY SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY AUTISTIC!!)

Random person: Why are you so fucking weird? What are you, autistic? (Under their breath) Fucking retard...

Max: (with sarcasm and a straight face) Oh my god, how'd you guess?

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Person: Hey, I think that I might be autistic...

Friend: Really? Why do you think that?

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Me: Dude, I think Cracklin is autistic. I mean, just watch him...

(Later, Cracklin is confirmed.)

Me: LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

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Me: You cannot handle the uber instincts of my uber autism... Observe...

(Proceeds to have autism as my special interest and loving to talk about it no matter what my other special interest or hyperfixation is.)

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Person: (Entire room is filled with sensory toys and merch of special interest)

Person: This makes my autistic brain *very* happy. Does a silly yippee!

by Frey or Mikey!! They/He/It July 28, 2023

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Autistic monkey

An autistic monkey is a person who constantly makes monkey noises and is slightly autistic.

baka: “who is that person over there, they kinda look like an autistic monkey”

booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”

by george griddin July 31, 2023

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