I almost shed a tear.

Boo hoo mothefucker. Pull yourself together.

You cycled all the way across europe and you’re tired? Well, I almost shed a tear.

by Yung’Un August 11, 2019

Happy almost birthday

Happy birthday in advance.

Yo your birthday is coming up. Happy almost birthday!

by user since 2002 September 23, 2020

Ammosexual

A person who is obsessed with guns/firearms, sometimes to an unhealthy level. While not automatically a bad person, is often not well in the head and lets it show in other ways too. Also, often has thoughts about shooting others legally, often in self-defense as to get away with it scott-free.

Usually has too many guns, talks about guns all the time, and centers their whole personality around guns (usually including posts about the 2nd Amendment and "freedom" or something else like that.

Ammosexual: I love this new Daniel Defense DDM4 V7 rifle! I think I'll go to the range later and shoot some targets, and maybe, just maybe, someone will break into my house and I can shoot that scumbag's brains out!

Ammosexual's Wife: I mean I like guns too, but do you really need 14 assault rifles, 17 handguns, two sniper rifles, and a minigun, essentially?

Ammosexual: Yes, it is necessary to my freedoms and rights to bear arms. It's also essential to ym happiness.

by TriBeCaBoy56 June 6, 2022

almosthrow-up

When you throw up a little in your mouth.

After running too hard right after eating. Swallow. "Ugh. I almosthrow-up in my mouth."

by moxyrodney July 5, 2010

Almosy

When a group of people decide to move as one.

Lets almosy down to the pool and take a dip.

by Elios26400 June 18, 2016

Almost ready

The term 'Almost ready' is common used by girls.
It means that you will have to wait for another hour before going to the place you were going.

Boy: We need to go now otherwise we can't make it!
Girl: I am almost ready!

by Yeet master in the army November 12, 2017

The Almost

A person who cannot complete a full repetition of a task. One who is incapable of success of the smallest amounts. One who cannot find a spot in life to call his place.

Tell The Almost to go back to collecting movies.

by Thegreatestoppressor February 21, 2011